- it sucks that you now have to pay $5 to get a program at a football game. i mean seriously, there isn't even that much to read... and nobody wants to pay to look at pictures of al groh and dave leitao holding bottles of pepsi (at least it's not sweaty pete gillen, i guess)
- i forgot how much i hate football games when it's still 100 degrees outside. i seriously thought i was going to die a couple times yesterday when the clouds weren't out
- cavman was a huge disappointment... the w. mich horse wasn't terrorizing people or destroying university property, etc. and cavman kicked his ass way too easily. how about a cav man's horse vs. the w. mich horse battle? seriously it was lacking creativity. but in reality, the horse should've pummeled cav man
- jason snelling was a beast. i think playing sewell was a bright idea from al groh. hopefully we can prepare for the future cause we're sure as hell not going to win this season
- i was way too sober during the football game. PS* was not. CC* was not. those 2 stumbling together = watch your drink. nothing sexier than bourbon and pepsi all over your face
- being old means that you have to nap before you can go out again. and when you go out again, it's not strong
- the return of "it smells like dude in here, but it's warm."
- Me: "um, PS*, i think you have jizz on your chin." PS*: "well, that would be impossible because i just washed my face." right.
- i got a 1st years number. no o-hill though.
- alumni dominate undergrads at flip cup. we also dominate at getting drinks from the bar.
- chris is a saint
- telling your love interest that you make a super batch of chocolate chip cookies and challenging her to a bake off is... yes, just making sure... definitely gay.
- the ABC store in madison smells like subway
- the bathroom at the subway in madison is for customers only. or those who sit at the tables by themselves for 10 minutes
- the bathrooms at the food lion in madison are for anybody. it's also the most redneck place i've ever been in. too bad we didn't go to the dollar general. next time.
- drive-thru starbucks are much quicker than going-in starbucks. at least in redneck towns.
- earl makes damn good mashed potatoes and gravy
- opal, ruckersville, new baltimore, kellysford, summerduck (or sumerduck, depending on whether you're going north or south on 29), warrenton, gainesville, madison, culpeper - seriously people, learn your rt. 29 geography!
- gas is much cheaper in gainesville than anywhere on planet earth. see picture.
- therefore, andy is ripping us all off. i paid 2.76 at your station on wednesday, buddy...
* initials used to protect the guilty
2 comments:
gasoline outside of northern virginia does not have ethanol additive. i did not fill up in cville because of that. you shouldn't be mixing gases. tell rachel her fuel pump might die soon. Also, how were we roommates for two years in college? I did not see you at ALL this weekend.
doogs, who is cc?
you down for miami on nov. 18?
-tpl
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